http://phasebitchin.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] phasebitchin.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] mmmleather 2011-02-12 10:05 pm (UTC)

is Zevran going to hide knives in his anal cavity? crack addicts do that.

[Naked green-skinned male swinging his bits around for the world to see? Check. Flirtatious blond elf in a tub? Check.

If this weren't a nightmare situation (her being virtually nerfed to hell and back), Lilith might think she was stuck in a drug-induced hallucination. Or maybe a wet dream.

After eyeballing Kevas's dangling appendage she raises a hand, stretching it out in front of her to shield that section of him from her view.]


There are ways to charm a girl, buddy, and offering to flash her your asshole isn't one of 'em. Besides, I don't even know if I'm into aliens.

[Or elves... but she's more inclined to think that Zevran is under the effects of body mods.]

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