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[mmmleather]

It is I, Zevran. And I am not here. So please, speak, and I will hear - eventually!

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[paraselenic]

[There's a pause in his reply. He's trying to determine if Zelos would welcome this personality or repel it.

Interesting. Not enough information.]

And...sexual content is not familiar?

[mmmleather]

Only if they are very, very dull about it.

[paraselenic]

[. . .

Belle does not deserve this.

He'll save her the mental anguish and just link Zevran Zelos's OnlyFans.

Do not ask why he has this. It gives him psychic damage. It plagues him every day of his life.]

I believe this will suffice.

[mmmleather]

Ahhh! The only fans! I have heard of this!

Zulius mentioned perhaps I had a future in making fans.

[paraselenic]

It would be a sound option. Zelos keeps his family afloat with his OnlyFans account.

[It's the only way Random Play can have open doors in this economy.]

I would reach out to him for advice. I would not know the first thing of marketing oneself as the product.

[mmmleather]

I can see why.

[Need he say more?]

No? But you have such fine features! We have already discussed your luxurious bosom, yes? There is no reason why you cannot also have fans.

[paraselenic]

[Please don't say more. The man is signed up for Zelos' OnlyFans against his will.]

I

No. It would

I cannot.

[mmmleather]

Why not?

I have seen you! You are quite handsome, and there are many individuals who enjoy leather as a fashion. Especially on such a well-muscled man.

[paraselenic]

[HUSKY YOWLING.]

Because I am...

To put it simply, I would die of embarrassment.

[mmmleather]

You are... shy?

Sir! Say it is not so! Come now, once my nose is... no longer in several pieces, we shall work on this. I know of many ways to improve such things.

[paraselenic]

No that is quite alright.

I should let you rest. You are in recovery.

[mmmleather]

It would be no trouble! And, actually, quite simple. You see, there are exercises one can do...

[He's successfully derailed this conversation.]

[paraselenic]

I bid you goodnight, Sir Zevran.

[HE IS NOT INDULGING THIS!!!]

[mmmleather]

It is a good night, now that I have your training to think on.

[paraselenic]

[You're not even ON OnlyFans!]

[mmmleather]

[Just wait - he's going to be resting up for a LONG time. Soon, there will be ASSassin on OnlyFans...]