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[mmmleather]

It is I, Zevran. And I am not here. So please, speak, and I will hear - eventually!

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[mmmleather]

True, I am that. But I am also not a large grown man.

I am curious! We did not discuss your fabulous limbs before, after all.

[Or does he want to see how far Lycaon can kick things like cannonballs. It's probably that - that would be ridiculously awesome.]

[paraselenic]

I do not believe size matters. I have kicked Hugo considerably far as well, and he's quite tall.

[Yes he has lobbed his close companion into a cement all they flirt weird ok]

[mmmleather]

So... could you, then, kick cannonballs? Or, perhaps, not kick but, launch someone?

[paraselenic]

A cannonball I would doubt in the state my legs are currently in. In my previous life they had thrusters--think of it as wind magic that could propel me forward--that may have been able to get those results, but I have yet to ask Master Percy and Viktor to install those.

[Not out of lack of want, but the punches have been rolling these past few months.]

I could theoretically launch someone, though. That seems doable.

[mmmleather]

Ah, well, there goes that idea. But, to be fair, I do not know that we would need to... unless we were, say, again trapped by a crazy man.

[As for the rest of it...]

That is ridiculously attractive of you.

[paraselenic]

You would be surprised how often such situations arise in Kaisou.

My first month on the app, I was trapped in a barrier that had all manner of natural disasters happen due to a simple board game for children. I had to withstand floods, animal attacks, stampedes, and quicksand.


But thank you for the compliment.

[mmmleather]

Now I feel lucky to have arrived in the bathhouse... being trapped there would have been a blessing.

But of course.

[paraselenic]

I would not have wished that moment on you. My leg had been torn apart by a rabbit-shaped creature in an attempt to protect a young boy. Thankfully my engineers were already making me new ones.

im so glad that link was what i hoped it was

[mmmleather]

A... rabbit shaped... creature.

Tore your leg apart?

he was going thru it

[paraselenic]

[Ah, he'd forgotten his deep shame regarding this thing. It's only brought to the surface now that Zevran is perplexed by it.]

Mm. It ripped off the outer metal plating, along with some gears and wires.

My leg was functional, but I was essentially fighting crippled.

he needed the holy hand grenade

[mmmleather]

So it must have been a demon. I have heard they can possess animals, on occasion, and still be quite powerful.

[Does that make it better or worse, Lycaon.]

at least he didn't get hit by the bus from Speed like Zelos did

[paraselenic]

[Do you have any idea how badly his pride was wounded that he lost a pvp match against a rabbit. He couldn't look at rabbits for weeks.]

That is what Miss Belle--ah, she's one of my friends from my past life--said as well. I believe she phrased it as a 'flesh-eating embodiment of evil in the shape of a rabbit'. She seemed knowledgeable on its weaknesses to.

We simply didn't have the materials on hand. It required holy water.

[mmmleather]

[But it was a demon!! It's fine, bro, no judgement. Okay, maybe a little, but not a whole lot.]

Mm. Yes, that does sound like a lot of demons. Except for one that I have met here - he was more likely to swear at you and stomp about.

[CoughHuskcough]

Holy water. As in, something from a chantry?

[paraselenic]

More or less, I suppose.

My world did not have holy water, to my knowledge, so it was a new concept to myself.


I trust Miss Belle's knowledge, though. Have you been to the fine establishment of Random Play? When you have recovered from the injuries you are trying to hide from me, you should visit.

They have movies you can rent and watch on Mollymauk's television.

[Zevran might also meet Zelos if he hasn't already which. He'll stay clear of teh store on that day. His blood pressure can only go so high.]

[mmmleather]

I did not know it was used against demons... the Chantry should have attempted this, long ago, I feel.


...

But are they dirty movies?

[paraselenic]

I must iterate that results may vary. I cannot take responsibility for its viability. Our method of dealing with the creature resulted in my leg being torn and us abandoning the video store.

[Oh. He knows this question. He reorganized that whole thing.]

Yes. There is a whole section of R-rated movies for sexual content. There are also subcategories I created that Miss Belle may not have put back in their original spots.

My snacks are also sold there.

[mmmleather]

Well! It is worth a try, no? The worst that can happen is a horrible death.

Oh ho. Well then. I shall have to find it. I am very curious about these dirty movies, as you may have guessed.

[paraselenic]

Mm. I would also suggest broadening your horizons as well. There is actually a very popular trilogy of movies that does not sound too different from the world you hail from.

It is called 'Lord of the Rings'. It revolves around a party of small statured humanlike people, dwarves, elves, and the like traveling to destroy an ancient power.

[mmmleather]

But I have not yet seen the dirty ones! How will I broaden myself if I do not first indulge?

... ah. See. That is too much like witnessing our adventures.

[paraselenic]

[There's a pause in his reply. He's trying to determine if Zelos would welcome this personality or repel it.

Interesting. Not enough information.]

And...sexual content is not familiar?

[mmmleather]

Only if they are very, very dull about it.

[paraselenic]

[. . .

Belle does not deserve this.

He'll save her the mental anguish and just link Zevran Zelos's OnlyFans.

Do not ask why he has this. It gives him psychic damage. It plagues him every day of his life.]

I believe this will suffice.

[mmmleather]

Ahhh! The only fans! I have heard of this!

Zulius mentioned perhaps I had a future in making fans.

[paraselenic]

It would be a sound option. Zelos keeps his family afloat with his OnlyFans account.

[It's the only way Random Play can have open doors in this economy.]

I would reach out to him for advice. I would not know the first thing of marketing oneself as the product.

[mmmleather]

I can see why.

[Need he say more?]

No? But you have such fine features! We have already discussed your luxurious bosom, yes? There is no reason why you cannot also have fans.